I need a new bum! Mine’s got a crack.
I can see in the mirror a crack at the back.
What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that’s blue or yellow spotted? A rocket bum that’s all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless – but wait, Dad’s bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
I Need a New Bum! is a multiple bestseller in New Zealand and has gained a legion of fans around the world.